This experience is best viewed on a larger screen.
🚘 You’re in the car vibing to the radio🎵 with Mum, when BAM!💥
Your stomach throws a protest. A little cramp curls up out of nowhere. Your uterus is definitely side-eyeing you👀. Your Cringe-ometer bumps up like it knows what’s coming.
You stop at a set of traffic lights🚦. Then Mum, psychic, enchantress, or just annoyingly in tune, turns to you with that look.
she says, fishing through her handbag👜 like she’s about to pull out a rare Pokémon card, she pulls out...
She chuckles as she slides you the undies like it's a top secret mission 🔍
And then… the wink😉. Why. Is. There. A. Wink!😳
You want to melt into the glovebox. But also... it’s kind of sweet?
So, let's explore you're options...
Imagine you silently accept the mothership’s chosen artefact. Into the bag it goes🎒
You blink at her. Then at the undies. Then back at her.
In this universe, you would gently, but dramatically, push it back at her like it’s a cursed object.