WE ARE GOING INTO BATTLE

It’s early. Too early for this.

Your belly feels off, your mood is meh, and today… is surfing🏄🏼‍♀️
You’re on your period. 
You’re supposed to be getting into the ocean😐

And now you’re in the bathroom, staring at a tampon.

You hold it like it just started speaking another language.
You turn it sideways. Upside down. It doesn’t help.
How do people even use these? Do they teach this at wizard school?🧙🏼

Suddenly, there's a shimmer of glitter✨ and the sound of pop music🎶 at half volume.

Out struts Tammy the Tampon...