Your pad feels like it’s doing parkour in your undies 🥷🏻

You spend the rest of the morning awkwardly adjusting, shuffling around like a crab 🦀, and seriously rethinking your life choices 🥲

Cringe-ometer: Popping off
Comfort: In the bin🗑️
Gam Gam: Casually sipping tea like “Told ya.”